| Why did you choose your name and number? | | I like throwing poo at people when I'm angry. :)
66 looks like two monkeys hanging from their tails. |
| Favorite derby position: | | Down and dirty, ready to knock out some unsuspecting blocker. |
| Hometown: | | Brunswick, Maine |
| Likes: | | Derby of course!! That and eating and drinking, and repeat. |
| Dislikes: | | Waiting. And sitting on the bench. And waiting. And sitting on the bench. And waiting. And sitting on the bench. |
| What do you do when you're not skating? | | Eat, drink, sleep. |
| Any injuries? | | Torn meniscus, bruised, swollen knees, perpetual back thigh bruise, and a 6th toe from breaking in my skates that won't ever go away. |
| Personal motto: | | Try it once and see if you like it. If you're not sure, try it again! |
| Tell us about your gear! | | Just the basics. I want new wheels, but can't make up my mind! |
| Who is your derby wife and why? | | I already have a wife, so don't need a second. I am open to having a mistress though! |
| Favorite game day meal: | | Grilled cheese sandwich and chips. And a high protein Power bar. |
| Any derby awards? | | Slowest? |
| Power animal: | | Ninja turtle! Stealthy and athletic! Plus they wear those cool eyemasks! I want to wear one when I play! |
| Theme song: | | "Just like a pill" by Pink |
| Super power: | | Ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound. |
| Which historical figure do you most identify with? | | Annie Oakley |
| Skated with other leagues before ACDG? | | Not really |
| Favorite skaters: | | All of ACDG!! And Mila Minute from LADD. Plus Smarty Pants from TXRD!! I want to skate backwards while jamming like she does. |
| Favorite derby moment: | | Sending the jammer to the box! |
| Any advice for aspiring skaters? | | Do it over and over and over and over and over again. You'll get it. |
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